Thursday, October 27, 2011

The Simpsons Movie

  1. Irony
    1. The town of Springfield was trapped like rats, except rats couldn't be trapped that easily (they're trapped more like carrots).
    2. Ned Flanders: Thank you, Lord, for this bountiful...
      Ned Flanders: [screams]
      Ned Flanders: PENIS!
      Rob and Todd Flanders: [devoutly] ... bountiful penis.
      Todd Flanders: Amen
    3. Homer: Hey, those idiots don't even know where we live.
    4. Russ Cargill: Of course I have. You ever tried going mad without power? It's boring. No one listens to you!
    5. Girl on Phone: You hang up first.
      Boy on Phone: No, you hang up first.
      Girl: Okay.
      [hangs up]
      Boy: What the-? She hung up on me!
  2. Puns
    1. Swartzeneggar: I came here to lead not to read.
    2. Dome Sweet Dome
    3. Nome Sweet Nome
    4. Montgomery Burns: Smithers... I don't believe in suicide, but if you'd like to try it, it might cheer me up to watch.
    5. Comic Book Guy: I've spent my entire life doing nothing but collecting comic books... and now there's only time to say... LIFE WELL SPENT!
    6. EPA Official: S-sir, I'm afraid you've gone mad with power...
  3. Parody
    1. The Green Day boat sank like the Titanic.
    2. Lisa made a presentation similar to An Inconvenient Truth.
    3. Barney Gumble: "Honey, I'm home."
    4. If you can find a greasier sandwich, you're in Mexico!
    5. Bart (as he wears bra as Mickey Mouse ears): I'm the mascot of an evil corporation!
  4. Satire
    1. Homer: "We have a great life here in Alaska, and we're never going back to America again!"
    2. Pres. Swartzeneggar never read any of orders.
    3. Nobody knows what the EPA is.
    4. The gov't finally found a criminal that they are looking for
    5. The gov't is listening to all phone calls and conversations
    6. "Finally, a white man is in control"
Top 10 Favorite Movies:
  1. The Godfather (1972)
  2. Lion King (1992)
  3. Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
  4. The Great Dictator (1940)
  5. The Secret of Nimh (1982)
  6. Brazil (1985)
  7. Star Wars:  A New Hope (1977)
  8. Indiana Jones: And the Last Crusade (1989)
  9. Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan (1982)
  10. Plague Dogs (1982)

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